"First you have to give up, first you have to know, not fear, that someday you're gonna die."
"The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes, like the first monkey shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing."
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. "
"Fuck off with your sofa units and green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."
"The things you own end up owning you."
"You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh."
"Fuck Martha Stewart!"
"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."
"If you wake up at a different time, in a different place... could you wake up as a different person?"
"On a long enough timeline, the surviving rate for everybody drops to zero."
"Tyler was full of useful information."
"A nice big COCK!"
"You are not special. You're not a beautiful or unique snowflakes. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
"We just had a near life experience!"
"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species."
"You wanna make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs"
"Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be."
"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."
"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
"You don't know where I've been. You don't know where I've been. Just let us have the basement, Lou!"
"A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."
"You know, man, it could be worse. A woman could've cut off your penis while you were sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car."
"Beautiful. We were selling rich women their fat asses back to them."
"No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide."
"There are things about you that I like. You're smart, you're funny, you're... spectacular in bed... But you're intolerable! You have very serious emotional problems. Deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help" and he said, "Now a question of etiquette... as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"
"Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it! "
